Now far be it from me to undermine the staunch edifice of unadulterated hatred for everything that scene legends are required by law to tote at all times, but I consider the young man who penned this comic (and many others) a slice above some. His name is Mitch Clem and you should visit his website mitchclem.com if only to learn how to move to Texas with no money and only the virtue of your cynicism and love of Henry Rollins (I mean did you see Bad Boys II for fuck's sake?) to pull you through.