Thursday, March 8, 2007

First post, W00t!

Let us begin by extending a very jaded welcome to SceneLegends, a site for people who know music was better in their day, yet are still under 30. If you're literate enough to recognize the above reference while simultaneously harboring a deep resentment for your contemporaries and their insatiable appetite for oversized sunglasses, Diesel Jeans, and swag from Spencer's Gifts, then congratulations: you're a pretentious asshole who has a profound natural ability to instantly pass judgement on those desiring to entertain you. But here, you're among other pretentious assholes, so welcome friend. Perhaps one day we will meet in real life to have a six dollar micro-brew, swap Yo La Tengo bootlegs, and mock those not in attendance.

-Konrad Adenauer

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