Video of the Week - "It's Not Over" by Chris Daughtry
Hey kids! Are you a white male between the ages of 14 and 17? Are you overweight? Would you be kicking ass in Sophomore Metal Shop if it weren't for all those unexcused absences? Is your dream to marry that girl with the pocketless jeans and the XXL Tazmanian Devil sweatshirt and build custom choppers? Then have we got the band for you! His name's Chris Daughtry, and he's a total hardass. If the name sounds familiar, it may be because he was on American Idol last season. But don't worry, this isn't your faggy little sister's (God... Kaytlinn can be so gay sometimes!) American Idol, Chris Daughtry got eliminated by people who just don't understand him, or you. After picking up a band and creativly naming them "Daughtry," he's totally kicking the shit out of that Taylor Hicks and the rest of those California Queers on the billboard charts. So do yourself a favor: when your mom's boyfriend is done drinking and watching Hannity's America, invite your lady over to watch some MTV. When this Daughtry video comes on, she'll get so hot looking at his Scott Stappian leather pants, that you'll totally get to second base. Bonus.
-Konrad Adenauer
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